Tuesday, February 10, 2009

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April




Basic Information
ID#:***153
First Name:April
Gender:Female
Age:23
Height/Weight:5' 10"
Location:Brooklyn, NY 11215
Rate: $40/hour

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Experience
Nanny Experience: No nanny experience
Babysitting Experience: No babysitting experience
Level of Education:Other
Certifications:None
Spoken Languages:Some English
Smokes:Yes
Can Swim:No - HATE water.
Driver's License:No
Has Vehicle:Can get one pretty easily, if you know what I mean.

Interests and Availability
Childcare Interests:This babysitter would prefer to care for children ages 7+ with family sizes up to 1

Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
Early Morning (6a-9a)
Late Morning (9a-12p)
Early Afternoon (12p-3p)
Late Afternoon (3p-6p)
Early Evening (6p-9p)
Late Evening (9-12)
Overnight (12a-6a)
Need a babysitter now?This babysitter is normally NOT available on short notice!

What makes you a fantastic, trusted, fun babysitter?
I don't know if you've noticed, but times are tough right now. Is babysitting my first choice when it comes to extra income? No. Was it my second, third, or, hell, fourth choice? Nope. But I found myself reading Time Out New York's fascinating article and here I am.
I find this question to be leading. It assumes that I am, in fact, a fantastic, trusted and fun babysitter. I don't actually know this to be true, as (see above) I have no nannying or babysitting experience. What I do know is that television and video games are a 24-hour thing, and me coupled with that could possibly be an entertaining and mostly dangerous-less experience.
Now, I have a question for you. How nice is your pad, prospective parents of my new money-maker? Is your fridge stocked? And, if not, can I have your Fresh Direct log-in information so I can promptly order the staples that I will require? Also, do you have wireless? Is the IP address on your computer trace-able? Pls let me know ASAP. Thx.
Additionally, how loud is your kid? Does he or she tend to leak out of their nose? Are they house-trained? Do they sleep most of the day? Do they require meals? Do they require outside time? How many hours out of the day can I leave them unattended?
OK back to me: In conclusion, kids are awesome! I totally want ONE of my own one day! Albeit one who's quiet and well-trained! I have a positive attitude and remain calm even in difficult situations! I'm also extremely punctual and follow the rules of the house! Let me be your babysitter today!
NOTE: I am also available for house- and/or pet-sitting!!

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